I totally feel you, but that “even though he’s from Arkansas” bit was kinda fucked-up and unnecessary.

Missed the edit window, bit felt I should clarify:

I quite literally cannot read your name without hearing it in David Mitchell’s exasperated tones. I giggle every single time I see it, including right now as I’m typing this.

And I loved that wine! I mean, uh, thank you.

So I didn’t think the story could be any better, and then I read your reply! Thanks for yet another much-needed moment of levity!

I’m pretty sure it was an accident, and the lawyers are just having a wee laugh.

Apparently, because that commenter is incorrect: it’s Munchausen’s (with one H), after the fictional Baron von Munchausen, who was based on a real baron*, Hieronymus Karl Friedrich, Freiherr von Munchhausen (two Hs, and with an umlaut over the U). Kinda confusing, I know.

Okay, whoever was working the cleavage-makeup gun during the photo shoot where she’s in the white shirt may have gone juuuuust a bit overboard.

That’s a kinda awesome-sounding thing to do. Like, I would like to do that right now, even though (in theory, anyway) I’m an adult!

Yes, really. Apparently the name was his idea; she was named after Tiffany & Co. I am not making this up (though I don’t have a link right now).

Completely off-topic: I love your username!

She did not. Just one more reason (two more reasons?) why Donald doesn’t care for her. She’s just not his type.

Sad!

Unfortunately, I don’t think Nauru is big enough to hold all of America’s sexist, xenophobic, mouthbreathing Trumpites.

Wait -- I’m part Sicilian (and part British, so...)! Should I not have starred that? Oh well; too late!

This prossie always calls it a ‘Euroshower’, or just a ‘Euro’ for short (with apologies to all my friends across the pond)!

Conversely, their feet being covered all the time could be causing more issues, especially in the era of fast fashion, what with all the synthetic and unbreathable everything.

OMG thank you! I have been looking for a brand-name for this product for years!

Wait -- why would you be stepping on the soap though? I apologise if I am being presumptuous*, but you should be able to lift your foot and scrub it that way. If you shower in a bathtub, the ledge is perfect for this. Also, a soaped-up washcloth, or loofah/scrubbie, or a pumice stone (I use all of the above!) is much…

Really? It doesn’t concern you at all that they seem to think it better to teach their players -- young men who will soon be out in the world among us -- to hew to a rigid, anachronistic guideline while disregarding actual young women’s actual desires?