...is kinda sparse, actually.
What do you think? It’s shite, isn’t it? Or at least really inconsistent.
Or two. Or three. Or four. Or more! And I’ll do loads of shit to them.
Pee, like, before you get the electrodes. I went to the lab today for testing and the whole time I was resisting the urge to bust outta there and piss on everyone I see (among dirtier things). It was an awful experience exacerbated by the fact that at one point the stick was all over my areola and it both tickled and…
Twelve laps of racing (or rather, twelve publications testing) in the Ultracar Division.
Well then. So I’m back and fortunately the doc got me hooked up with a date tomorrow at 10am. No, I’m not getting laid like you think I am*, you fool, I’m getting scanned.
Like, 5 to 10 seconds and then it conks out, goes back to the home screen. G’dangit.
Finally gonna get my heart checked, last time my mom and I did it was 2011, and we had to wait until I turned 19 last year to be eligible for a non-pedia doctor. This will be the initial check before I do a 2D-Echo and know how my heart’s holding up, because I’m a potato.
Just please go fire up ‘Shop and someone paint it, black.
OK actually the red paint on the grille needs to go.
Swear to God, man, these broads can’t dance
Ma, show them how it’s done
Spaz like a goddamn Taz, yeah
Even a crime boss like me find the attacks unimaginable. However, I am more disgusted at what happened afterward.
Neither do I, man. Neither do I.
Well that’s certainly a way to get sidecar motorcycle racing in the mainstream. Just a shame that I don’t think they’ll tackle the horrors of sidecar racing. Seems too cheery.
That’s supposed to be Sector 1. I’ve run out of ideas for S2 and S3. Send help.
That’s right, bitches, it’s gonna be a thing.
I know Irma will get weaker, but the scenes are eerily similar to Haiyan and I can’t shake it off my mind.
What do you see?
Just landed the breakthrough I need: that RMZ City Corvette has the right wheels for the Realtoy Porsche.