This is as ugly as the Yankees-Sox rivalry!

Good for Mickey Rourke!

Why the fuck should anyone listen to you if you have no record of picks? Are you trying to get the NPR crowd to blow their money?

Sure, and maybe you'll ride a unicorn to work.

Ha! How did you make that? Its geeat!

I guess that's Vana?

Ha, what's that from? Great!

Mandy Patinkin shaved?

A wild CONCERNTROLL appears!

+1 conch shell

Tower 7 false flag lizard people Luxor fiat currency mothman

You are the worst.

Well they're dead, but good contribution.

That's not fun.

Well they pay you to live in Alaska, so sure. It's not welfare though, it's rugged individualist handouts.

Can they keep the 26.2 bumper sticker?

I can say without hyperbole; this is how Hitler started.

"I don't know, Sketchers? Seems like a cheap knock-off to me."

so begins the MotleyFoolComnenter character

Drew are you addicted to coffee yet?