I'm not here from the safety brigade, but I do find Jalopnik's stance on street racing confusing:
"STREET RACING IS THE WORST THING EVER AND WE SHOULD FIND EVERYONE WHO DOES IT AND BEAT THEM WITH A STICK OMGOMGOMG"
"Look, this guy street raced for a reeeeeally long time, so now it's cool"
I'll admit that I find it kind…

Totally. Now this is a warship.

Were it not for that guardrail, the car would've been toast.

Looking for new and exciting in a Call of Duty game? Lol. Right.

Land-Rover Secret deal with Google exposed!

10,000-sq.-ft. indoor stripper car wash?

"If Tesla and Elon Musk are serious about breaking Texas' powerful car dealer cartel," concluded the TFPJ report last month, "they will need to drop a lot more political cash."

what a fucking useless state

Have the pilot fly upside-down. DONE!

Those plates are taken off another vehicle to cover up his Florida plates.

BMWs have a tendency to look almost identical to me. I know it's their thing, their grille is "iconic" and they have no plan to change it. It's like Porsche to me, they all just look the same, doesn't do anything for me.

I don't understand most of these words. Slab? Why is his trunk popped? Why is that good?

So you're saying you didn't see the movie...

Do you know why they call it Efficiency Leaves? Because as soon they try to be more efficient, everyone leaves! Ba da bump!

Does it come with duckhunt and mario?

It's definitely a little Playstation but all the stuff you can bring up on the GTR multifunction display is cool.

GTR

YES TO GOING BALD WITH MASKS! Most annoying bug ever! I swear Rockstar put Nair inside of these masks.

Wait — what do you mean the $500k is hitting soon? I hope Rockstar didn't change their schedule. Last time they said the first $250k payment would coincide with the release of the next patch/update, which is this one. So we should be getting $250k now.