BOOM! Roasted.

Ohhh magical cleric, share with me your clairvoyant powers so I can see through the bread too and know the divine offerings of the inner sandwich.

Drama queen.

It is wrong for me to feel like this story wouldn't have been posted if it wasn't about Lena Dunham? And if it is wrong, I squarely place the blame on Jez's constant and annoying coverage of everytime Lena takes a shit. See that?! I'm calling her by her fucking first name now!

Changed every 6 months? Man I got it good.

The adjective form of "jinkies", the popular Scooby-D00 exclamation.

Fantastic

Great stories, dude. I have to defend stoners a little bit though, seeing as how I am one and frequent video game stores under the influence of said stoning implement. I'm high, in public, quite often and I enjoy the shit out of it. It's no where near the same as being drunk so bad comparison. If I was stoned in…

I CAN'T PUT ALCOHOL ON MY GADGETS! THIS IS IRRELEVANT TO ME AND THEREFORE EVERYONE!! SMD Dude.

Anyone else smell bullshit in that story? *Sniff* *Sniff* Yep. Bullshit.

I couldn't have worded that more prefectly if I took a month. As a dude in a long term relationship, it's now just something we both enjoy doing together and our self-consciousness (we both have body issues, hers slightly worse than mine) has pretty much disappeared. You'll find a guy who will understand you sexually…

That's a real site? Not a spoof on fashion sites? Good for your friend for making money on essentially making a garment that defeats the purpose of wearing the garment in the displayed position. People will buy anything. Did they make the names too? I especially liked "Speaker Humper" and the one inspired by…

Boom. Agreed.

"I am not Catholic" But I bet you are Christian. These people are making a mockery of a religious holiday. The only reason people should be offended is that these lazy morons care more about social media than the god they claim to believe in.

::Plays smallest violin in the world::

Better than Kyler or Izzabell but you're making her sound like an old lady right out of the gate. Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll be an "old soul" and it will fit her. Or you might get a hyper, full of energy forever type kid where the name would give a pre-impression of "bet that bitch is a wet blanket".

This is just fucking awful. No joke.

I don't drink beer. I enjoy the hard alcohols and a nice mixed drink from time to time. "As are a lot of other like-minded people who don't need or like it". Ok, you don't like beer, cool. I get it, I'm with you as I'm sure you can gather I'm not it's biggest fan. But as far as I know the only people that "need it"…

Duh. Think of the children! The children!

Is it because they don't have a serving mechanism to get beer up to you on your high horse? Or does it's ability to reduce your motor function make it even harder to walk around with that stick up your ass? Just curious.