You’re not alone. I am in no way a member of the tinfoil hat brigade, but there’s something about the possibility of so many small yet intimate details of my daily life ending up in the Amazon ecosystem that I find it distinctly unsettling.

COTD

Insert obligatory Civil War reference here. 

or the otherwise requisite video footage. 

Good Kinja, but ugh. You had to bring him up.

Grandpa Tom has got to go. He’s still playing on dirt. 

Disappointed in the Newman findings: I think it’s a very good quickie sauce. What about Rao’s, or did it price itself out? I don’t think it’s the greatest but I would have liked to have seen how it did. 

Maybe two shits. or one and a half, if one is runny. Runny only counts as half.

I have loved Eli since the day he was drafted. I will still defend Pisarcik Plus to my last breath. That said, he was finished 5 years ago.

Take my draft pick

What self-respecting DC let them get 10 points? Fire him immediately!

Cruelly under-appreciated. 

what’s your insta?

Somehow Antonio Brown is responsible. I just know it.

Utterly resplendent prose. Best thing I’ve read all day.

if it were not for the bean burrito I would probably never have eaten at TB. Squirt in a packet of Fire sauce and it’s good to go.

I have an X and I’ve come to the same conclusion. There’s no value in coughing up another $1K if the improvements are largely incremental. Plus the camera lenses on the back just look wrong.

Right in the feels, you’re like an emotional sharpshooter

At least the bean burrito survives. 

I never thought McFarland was all that bad. He was a lot more interesting than Witten. That chair though: That silly thing has to go.