I checked out DUAN for the first time in years the other day and cannot believe (in a good way) that it’s still Erg and co. posting somewhat obscure music videos. Some things never change.

Take my advice - propose to that girl that hasn't left you yet for being as into pro wrestling as you are.

Good afternoon.

“The animals are better. They know how to distinguish male from female.”

I’m not surprised Ashley Manning needs to take HGH.

Don’t you think it was just because one of them was dressed like Hogan?

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and yup. That girl was fed something four times yesterday.

What a blow to his legacy. It’s hard to imagine that all of his 2,784 infield singles would have just been dribblers to the mound without performance enhancing drugs.

I always liked you, Tulo.

That’s it!

Don’t know the name- but the one where the lady gets plastic surgery to look like a human.

My parents are coming from out of town tonight. I’ve been cleaning all morning so I have a question:

How about the Game of Thrones game? Should I have known better?

I know what he meant, just thought the wording was a tad clunky. That’s why I made a little jokey-poo of it.

Patrick, Memphis is in the West. I mean, Memphis in the east, but in the West. Huh?

This will quickly get to the point where everyone will have a personal connection to one of these shootings. My girlfriend through high school and college lost her aunt in a workplace shooting. I was also working a few blocks from a mass shooting at an immigration center in my hometown years ago.

You’d think most referees would want coaches to treat them like their wives. You know, by completely ignoring them for their whole careers.

Oooof.

A new king at MSG?

That’s because everything sucks.