There’s no venia, like Slovenia!

After what Melania has been through, they probably deserve it.

I get that when you’re hungry, you eat anything and humans have been desperate at times. Fine.

Fun fact: on my parent’s honeymoon my mom ordered lobster and my dad said “looks like a giant cockroach” and effectively ruined her appetite. They’re still going strong today.

Here is a handy rule, if it doesn’t blink, I have no qualms killing it. I won’t go about wantonly killing bugs, but if I have to, I don’t feel bad about it.

I think about that every time I drive cousin’s in from out of town to the Joey Buttafuoco garage and the Amityville Horror House. Its the Long Dark Island Tour.

Now we’re just gonna pee on this little tree here and this little tree here and hey, this little tree here. Because we’re all good boys.

They are bugs at best.

I watch too much true crime tv to NOT Google the address of my future residence. Although we had a house built so now there’s different stuff to worry about. #theyreback

Flynn looks like Bob Ross. Goddamn shame they didn’t name him Dog Ross.

Before you start telling people to do their research, maybe you should read the fucking article.

Please provide data that shows this will offer nutritious food, save money, and reduce fraud.

I won’t let the fact that this week includes a Holy Day change my normal Wednesday plans: drinking alone and crying while masturbating and listening to Bon Iver.

First of all, the screenplay was adapted while only the first book existed and the other two were not yet written (Source, about halfway down).

He did. That is an old picture.

That’s a spam marketing picture. Kind of like a Subway steak and cheese looks decent enough in the commercials but when you get there and order one, it’s an unholy abomination.

Moreover, it funnels public funds directly into the pockets of select companies. This is nothing more than abject corruption - turning ordinary welfare into corporate welfare.

WTF is canned meat?

Stop making this about Trump