Where can I get a good backlit mechanical keyboard?

I'll leave this here

First one's a heart, second one is a shark.

Yeah I know it's not official. But a bad joke is still a bad joke. I'm not stressed about it. I just think even as a joke it could have made a lot more sense.

No... he's right. These "updated" idiom doesn't convey the originals.

I think pretty much all these suck. And most don't even need to be updated. I'm pretty sure everybody knows "There's no such thing as a free lunch." Lunch hasn't been replaced. Examples of crappy ones: The "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" replacement. Saying "People who live in small apartments…

"The tweet is mightier than the sword."

The Dickwolves "issue" is the most overblown issue of all time. I couldn't believe it wasn't some troll movement, but there were tons of people refusing to go to PAX because of it. Mike echoed my confusion, these were supposed long-time fans of PA saying that they were upset with the comic. That was what sent them…

See...this is why I don't deal with the whole man/woman/trans/xeno/hydra/quadro/blended/neutral/mixed/furry whatever the fuck you kids call yourselves these days. I'm not dealing with it.

You have successfully constructed a monumental labyrinth in which to navigate gender. I'm sure you're very proud of yourselves.…