Klaatu barada nikto.

Protip: Fold the wrapper into a chopsticks holder.

They stare, cause they are confused about how to do things efficiently. Like yourself.

Honestly the way you hold your fork/knife or “use this knife for that and this fork for his” is just a bunch of elitist bullshit. Like most other “high culture” rituals it is simply meant to give a false impression of exclusivity and superiority.

Why not get the fuck over how other people use cutlery and stop judging…

This article is also straight up bullshit. Any restaurant in Japan with breakaway chop sticks will be full of Japanese patrons rubbing them together to smooth them out.

Haha, I use the knife in my left hand, and I’m right-handed.

Oh dude you are really late.

Says the dude who fell for it.

i'm convinced that most of the time you troll like this, you then create burner accounts such as "emily" below (that was her first post to kinja...go figure) to show what a successful troll you are.

Get me a hard copy right there.

Oh, Emily. Thank you for being such good troll bait.
Someone needs to be stupid - otherwise this world would be boring. Thank you again!

There was a considerable amount of frog lube and hoppes involved.

This is what happens when a charter arms bulldog and and a Steyr-Mannlicher Model SL make sweet sweet greasy love.

Yes, Tyrell Industries is really pushing rain-drenched 2018 LA's liberal buttons this year.

This information is incorrect and backwards. The difference between European and American Etiquette is you do not switch hands for European. The knife is always used in the RIGHT hand while the fork is on the left used to keep the food in place. The difference is the European method does not move the fork back to the…

"It is irritating to see people use cutlery incorrectly though. People who reverse their knife and fork, who aren't left handed, I find that annoying. And people who use a knife to put food in their mouth, what's that about?"

European table manners dictate keeping your knife in your right hand and your fork in your left. This archaic rule is so that if the debate gets heated you wont be without a weapon when it kicks off. Americans do the fork in the right hand thing which given that you don't intend to stab anyone is probably more…