I hear what you are saying but you don't HAVE to do those things. The time off would be a problem for a lot of people though.

I used to think it was expensive as well, that's what everyone kept saying but then I looked for myself:

It wasn't just the color reissue that made them so terrible. In addition to that, they started being packaged with spring loaded projectile weapons. That might seem fine on the surface but after an hour of play, the projectiles were lost and the weapons no longer functional.

We're going to need better technology if we don't want to scare the locals.

I believe the spawn child is named Blue North or Box Blue or Green Ivy Apple. I can't remember.

It's tricky.

Amazon isn't in the business of making a piece of shit people don't want. You can already get phones for $0 and yeah, they suck but why would Amazon throw a ton of money behind something that's going to fail? They won't.

Look, I don't have all the answers but if you must know, it took 2 months for the brown water to stop coming out of my faucets.

He's murdered a lot of people by his own admission.

"Customers have been complaining"

Olympus Mons is 14 miles high, the title says, "One of the largest..."

Home Alone 2 taught me it was okay to walk to up vagrants covered in animal feces and give them a big hug.

It's a simple case of backtracing.

That has to be the weakest war track I've ever heard.

As much as she did for women, I can't help but think she set them back with this hairstyle. It's very... Nick Nolte mugshot.

Does this remind anyone of Buried? There's a lot more to see but... it looks like a lone person in space with a voice to keep them company.

But did you turn out like he did?

I tried using an electric razor on my balls once. Skin got caught in the blades, there was blood everywhere.

I liked the fact it wasn't silly as shit a la Judge Dredd. How terrible would it have been had Jason Statham been Dredd with Andy Samberg as his sidekick?

Nice kicks.