To save money, the team has decided to end each season in September.

Impending tweet is potentially so graphic as to give you brain cancer, click if you dare.....

Yeah, they could just blur every tweet till an arbitrary panel using a murky set of criteria decide if it is worth viewing.

Except that it's class based vs xenophobia, and being against rich people of any race fucking everything up ain't the same as hating poor immigrants for trying to live. The rich can live anywhere, but they choose so often to take over historically poor areas or destroy natural beauty to do it. It far worse than poor…

Fucking Christ. Given the stakes for the parties involved, you think it would be Shaw reaching for the fifth.

I wrote my Master's thesis on sports such as boxing, football, and hockey potentially leading to neurodegenerative conditions later in life...all it takes is one or two hits to the head and it could set you down that path. Scary stuff. That's why I choose to remain a lazy, fat piece of shit.

If he had any sense, he would point his gun at the real threat: diabetes.

They may have had a hard time with the tarp in Chicago, but it still went more smoothly than the cover up in St. Louis.

The haircut says "I dig chicks" while the mustache says "did you not fucking hear the haircut?"

I would call them clowns, but if they were they might actually be able to figure this one out.

This is just another example of Golf's bias against brown people.

Tony Randazzo can be emotional at times, whereas Ayn Randazzo always acts objectively.

Hard to believe his shoe came off so easily when soccer players are supposed to be thoroughly experienced at tying.

I thought all the war machines were in Missouri this week.

Young, dumb and full of rum.

These aren't the nerds you're looking for.

Uhhhhh.... I think you have that backwards my friend. I for one would rather see strategy and defensive baseball than some old bloated free-swinging slugger who can't play defense get 4 to 5 ABs a night.

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