Is it as weird and gross as seizing the opportunity to make a big deal out of your idiosyncratic views regarding online decorum? The practice of saying nice things about the recently deceased predates the internet by a few years.

I think you meant raped by narwhal, but close enough.

Hunter Pence recommends Family Guy clips in the comment section on Gawker Media sites.

Jesus Christ- nobody asked you.

"I'll take 'Things Heard On Calvary Hill' for $200, Alex."

I'm crying laughing, man.

Don't praise the machine.

Whatever you're smoking, cut it in half. Then cut it in half again.

We encourage you to expand upon this research and get licking.

Poulson thanks the Prune Packers for helping improve his pitching control and putting him on the map. Though he once struggled with inconsistency, he has recently become extremely regular.

I wasn't aware that Sigourney Weaver was such a big Tigers fan

Get with the times, Nick. The "Schiavo shag" was so 2005.

Probably a farticle floating around in that recycled air.

Just wait for the American version of this show, "Early Onset Diabetes with Ryder Fieri."

This is much better then the new ESPN show where Stephen A. Smith's son discusses which girls "were totally asking for cooties" on the playground.

♫ It's not unusual...ok maybe a little unusual. ♫

Fantasy owners take note as this brings his projected yards rushed down from 640 to 560.

[Ray and Janay Rice walk into the commissioners office to find Goodell sitting in a large ornate chair]

At least Ray Rice isn't a distraction!