If getting a boner while on a boat with a pretty lady is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
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Please; you'd hit that 60 year-old piece of strudel if you had a chance.
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You're too uptight to sit in the bleachers. Go sit in the box seats, Francis.
It's going to be difficult for Mike the Stoner to parlay this incident into a Joe the Plumber type deal, even though he seems 10 times as lucid while possibly high, and on the right side of history.
Grumpy Gene. Good.
Quoth the owl: "IO9"! -;)
I believe the German term for this is "der Goatse".
I know the feeling.
That's a common injury in that area. Millions of Brazilians were also severely butthurt recently.
Here come the wise cracks.
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Forget that, somebody needs to attach one of these to a quadcopter (and crank up the Apocalypse Now music).
I am a better person because I condemn her actions.
It's worth noting that their Cardinal fandom was the primary inspiration for their groundbreaking research on anal.
Dude needs some GoPro equipped quadcopters to shoot at.
No Ragrets.
Just reminding the ump that it's a two-ball count.
I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.