Now let's see a short about Black Peter arguing with Santa Claus about using sustainably sourced wood for his bundle of sticks to give to the bad children, and possibly forgoing planet killing coal lumps altogether. Johns Lithgow and Malkovich to star.

Plenty of other LEOs there not threatening lethal force. Officer Kyerself should think about a new line of work if he can't take the pressure.

Good one. Just watched it again on the tablet with the image rotate lock on, and sure enough, totally obvious the whole way...to this non-artist, it's impressive to be able to think and sketch upside down.

Whoopsadaisy- wrong reply. Great other example, though!

This lack of empathy is exactly why we broke from the commonwealth.

To free associating!

When their fathers show them how.

Ask him to Kinja with us.

Every country gets bombed someday.

The police don't need protection from armor piercing weaponry, because the NRA and the gun manufacturers have stopped advocating against background checks, high capacity magazines, and the unfettered right to as many automatic weapons as the founders intended us to have.

Cuts of meat would truly impress.

Watch it again- the tool being used is curved, and you can see the back half of the spreader's arc behind the right side of the spinning cake.

Sure, but it's a really unfortunate Easter egg because it's buried down an innocuous thread. Thanks for trying, though- take care

I guess...sorry, everyone else.

But you're leaving it up? If you're interested in removing that metaphorical used toilet paper from our collective shoe, there is a "dismiss" option in the pull down triangle menu above your "reply" button. Feel free to practice on my reply- adults everywhere will thank you. Cheers

You joke, but did you see HtD after the Guardians of the Galaxy credits? Let's not Betelgeuse this project into existence. Never mention it again.

Do you know how to dismiss comments? Because you've got some gory barnacles hanging on your posts.

Try to stay calm as you ponder your next move.

Call out your louder peers on their casual racism, and gingerly redirect the elders who may still leave something for you in their will.

If I had a nickel for every time we said "You'll smoke a turd in hell for that!" after that movie came out...