He's going to have a real moral quandary if I ever get my gay dog fighting league off the ground.

Before I invest 34 minutes of my dwindling life into viewing your well intentioned content, which pugilist should I be rooting for?

Corn grilled in the husk is just steamed corn. And then when you shuck it, you get burnt husk bits all over it. Not good. Better to clean it up nice first, season it, then properly caramelize it with a little char flavor. No over handling at the end, scrabbling at the silk now glued to the rows, mangling the…

Attention whores dilute the gene pool.

I'm not looking at the rest of the comments before I say so: I never gave a shit about Jeter til now, I love baseball- that was a touching mid-season curtain call. God bless us, every one. [wipes tiny, unexpected drunken tear]

Donuts and tequila shots do not a weaponized cooler require.

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" said former Vice President Dan Quayle upon visiting in 1991. He might be disappointed to see what happened to America's 51st state after 82 people were shot there this weekend.

GOP: Party of the conditional free market.

It's going to be difficult for Mike the Stoner to parlay this incident into a Joe the Plumber type deal, even though he seems 10 times as lucid while possibly high, and on the right side of history.

Great synergy here.

Florigia or Georida...really works either way. What other states should we be inventing- or rather, officially naming?

No Ragrets.

Then you're gonna be happy for the rest of your life...

...you don't have access to the internet? Seems weird, 'cause we're...well...hmm [scratches head]

The competition's not named Burger President, is it.

Inside every human being on the planet there's a good American just waiting to get out.

Dude's a credit to spirituality- probably would've put up with secularists like me. Buy you a round on the other side- if.

Dude. Double Rainbow Kush. Sweet.

Did he deflect that shot that bounced off the right post with his face?

vini vidi clicky, sucker