Welp, they fucking did it, didn’t they. Disney figured out how to get my money for their streaming service, goddammit

If they had just left the field empty...

Interesting that you chose pens for the head image, since there’s no such thing as a duplicate pen, only a pen that is used for a specific type of paper. You should have as many pens as you have types of paper. In all the colors, of course.

There is no second hammer. Odinson was found unworthy (I forget why) and the hammer was left on the moon, where Foster (how? I have now clue) picked it up there and became Thor. Love & Thunder will find a way to make Odinson unworthy

That’s why you feed em corn for a few weeks like they do in PR. Takes care of all that nastiness

“technology-based”, “inclement weather”

That’s just the ones that come here. They keep the good ones there.

Kylie is married to Major Bludd

Yeah, but, ‘Murica!

Fucking hate that I heard that in John Sterling’s voice, until I adjust it to Gary Cohen’s.

Really, really love Keaton for Old Man Wayne

Honestly dude, I was just fine until I saw this. Fucker.

solid first round, but man I didn’t expect Corona, Shiner, and Blue Moon to go so dang late

That ankle fuckin’ hurt, no joke. I do that at least once a month thanks to four years in the infantry, and it elicits a quite loud “motherfucker” ever. Single. Time.

So did pedantry, yet, here we are.

how is it possible for him to still be holding on to her arms?

Holy shit how did it take 35 years for me to finally see this?!

You do you, booboo, cause I’m not one to get in the way of sticking it to The Man™, but no, it is not “your fuckin’ book”. It belongs wholly to the licensor and their proxy, Amazon. You have a license to read it, and other functions made available to you, the licensee. You are a pirate, and you’ve described pirating…

Isn’t that the track from Buddy Thunderstruck?

“Who’s ready to fly on a zipline? I am!”