In-universe physiology (anatomy?) that allows for amplified subvocalizations?

Turn the tablet sideways? Like, this is not that big an issue.

Having just binged through 4 years of Chuck recently, yes, I like this. A lot.

Supergirl takes place at Superman + 10 yrs (according to the Manhunter/Dean Cain flashback episode.)

Yes.

I can’t... I don’t... OMG, I can’t even... HELP ME EXPRESS THIS JOY, KINJA!!!!

*spittle.

I went and took another look at this douche nozzle’s TL and, man, now it looks like he’s just throwin’ shit against the wall to see what sticks. Oh, and he follows Milo Yiannopoulos, because of course he does.

Quelle surprise, up for re-election.

Those motherfuckers smilin’ and grinnin’ like it ain’t no thing have not a goddam clue that if he wants, he’ll snatch at least one of ‘em before they make it to the cart. Which, incidentally, he can also catch if he wishes.

Ok, let’s pretend this exchange is as clear as you think it is, and that I’m just dumb. You mentioned something highly disturbing that an actual human being said, and I’m assuming that person was serious. I exclaimed that I hoped you were kidding; I’m certain I’m not alone in the Venn diagram of atheists and people…

Look man, quit dickin’ around. State your point if you have one, and let’s have a conversation. If not, say so and call it a day, cool?

As am I. What’s your point?

Jesus fucking Christ, please be kidding. Please.

Patriarchy?

LOLJK We know, we just wanted you to click on the article. #CHACHING

What, precisely, is a “half-cyborg?”

“no-win scenario”

I think so, it was a while ago. But man, what could’ve been...

I am incredibly bummed that Dwayne Johnson was cast as Black Adam. Don’t get me wrong, he’s fucking perfect and going to crush it, but, tell me, who would be better at being a child in a grown man’s body than him? He absolutely should’ve been Shazam (nee Captain Marvel).