My 5 year old has just gotten hard core into spice girls. Don’t ask me how she stumbled upon a 20 year old group. Anyway we’ve had the Spotify playlist on loop in the car and let me tell you we are having the best damn time driving to and from school. I’m that mother that has never exposed my kids to actual…

Because we’re in The Bad Place.

Sorry to break the bad news to you, but if you’re expecting accountability and responsibility from Rick fucking Snyder, you’re going to be deeply disappointed.

You think that’s overkill? They didn’t even go into the fact that two people with keys operating separate terminals on opposites sides of the stage must insert them and turn at the same time prior to any Awards envelope being deployed.

Moose Costumes - Siggi Churchill

Look, brother, this is a case where you’re not wrong, but you could frame your argument in a less confrontational way.

“The people responsible for sacking the people who are responsible for this debacle - have now been sacked”. - Sterling Cooper and Draper

There is definitely a word missing after the $25 in the Scarlett piece and I’m pretty sure it’s “million”

Yes, he is wrong. I don’t know what Britney Spears’ plans for the future are, but J-Lo isn’t going anywhere. Neither is Lady Gaga. The rules have changed.

There should’ve been a system that makes sure that if anything is in the path of the mechanism, it should stop. I blame everyone but I assign the majority of it on the manufacturer because my $100 garage door opener has sensors to make sure I don’t crush my dog or bag of groceries.

I think it’s probably hard to be an influencer and seem professional to anyone tbh, ha. I didn’t find it particularly pushy, but then I’ve been subjected to ALL CAPS EMAILS and 30 minute sales pitches that refuse to get to the price of whatever advertising/media is being sold. But yeah you’re right, she could work on…

Pibber, yes you are getting soft. Still got love for you tho

As to your question about so-called “jump cuts,” I believe it is because, generally, they cannot consistently form strings of coherent words together.

She’s not even an “influencer”. She’s got 90k subs and only about 10-20% of them seem to watch her videos looking at the view counts.

True - we never see penises in Axe ads, after all.

This. To me both Grace and Ansari were being honest about their perceptions of the encounter; I think he really thought everything was fine, and THAT’S what we need to be talking about now. It very obviously wasn’t fine.

Having participated in OVI training with police recruits, I know that I am impaired at a .05. I’m also impaired at a .03. I’m not “drunk” by the standard I would have used in college, but pursuant to the law in my state I am “noticeably impaired”, meaning that I “...have consumed some alcohol... in such a quantity…

I just want to thank Deadspin and Jezebel for giving this the frontline attention it needs and deserves. Other outlets are giving it so little attention relative to its importance it is very disheartening.  I listen to the radio in the morning on the way to work and you would have little idea this was happening if…