I think he would be perfect for the role, but I can't imagine studio executives signing off on the black guy bedding a bunch of white women.
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We actually put in the FOIA request very soon after the story was published by Rolling Stone, before the Jackie story even began to be scrutinized.
Oh, honey, he's not merely morally bankrupt, you know that POS hasn't got two shekels to rub together. She'll end up getting a Nintendo Cube and some lint if she's lucky.
I would like to add the "Disappearing Friend", mainly because I have a lot of these. A LOT. We'll hang out frequently, it'll be great, these periods can last anywhere from weeks to years...and suddenly they just disappear. We hang out less and less or they cancel plans a lot until I stop trying to make them or they…
Exactly. I think question asking means if your friend shows up with a knife sticking out of her back you ask, "How the hell did that happen and how can I help" instead of nattering on about how hard it is to find a pair of jeans that fits and how much of a bitch your boss is. I don't think it means asking pointed…
I feel this, especially the part about wanting to call someone when you're super sad or happy and feeling like they don't know enough about your experiences to understand why you feel either way. I've been working and now studying in Europe for over a year now and just end up calling my parents a lot (I'm from the US).
Teach me your ways, Master!
Sad thought: I have moved so much in my 20s that I honestly feel like I have no "real" friends anymore. My best friend lives in CA, and any very good friends I made in my late teens/early 20s all live half a country away as well. I just moved at age 30 to a new place after living somewhere for 6, left a very close…
Oh God, the Non-Question Asking Friends are the worst. And I've never met one who was simply caught up in the wildly fascinating and busy life they had going on. They are, to a person, tedious and uninteresting.
The male version of "Bye Felicia" isn't "Bye Felix"?
Lets look at the facts:
1. Chuck Johnson shits.
2. Someone shit on the floor.
3. Chuck Johnson has provided no evidence that he did not shit on the floor.
Conclusion: Chuck Johnson is a serial floor-shitter-onner.
This guy shitting on the floor is a very apt metaphor for why he's in the news now.
The better question is, can Chuck Johnson prove he DIDN'T shit on the floor? Multiple times?
I'll tell you what. There is some good-ass kinja to be had re: Chuck shitting on the floor one time over at Gawker.
My opinion is that something horrible happened to Jackie. I don't know if it was a three-hour gang rape by seven guys, as she told RS, or being forced into oral sex by a smaller number, as she originally told her friends. But she's consistently said she was raped by multiple people, she was clearly traumatized, and…
Chris Pratt, on a motorbike, with Velociraptors. Your move Tom Cruise, your move.