DO YOU WANT SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE?!?
BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE.
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Can we talk about her choice to wear not only black, but also a romper, to a wedding?
I’m thinking Joanne ate some of those mushrooms she was collecting and was just wandering around aimlessly for 12 hours tripping her balls off.
212 is such a good song, you horrible, awful, racist, garbage fire.
We should also definitely talk about the fact Azealia Banks got into a fucking twitter fight with a 14 year old Disney Star, by the name of Shai Jackson.
A taste of the beginning:
Please start writing Food Network Fan Fiction IMMEDIATELY
I have no reason to back up why I think this: but I’ve always felt like Rachel Ray is the woo girl who always has designer cocktails strapped to her body for concerts/sporting events for all her gurrrls and the swingers party you KNOW she throws every couple months is epic. Like she has got to have a signature dip…
This is amazing and cements my idea that Rachael Ray knows how to hang.
When Christians talk about the messages they receive from their invisible guides, we are to respect them as psychologically sound and even possessed of more integrity than the rest of us.
When Christians act on the messages they claim to receive from their invisible guides, we are to treat them as not mentally…
Some people are going to rage about this, but this is kind of a point that needs to be made. All this overheated anti-abortion rhetoric absolutely has the potential to inspire unbalanced nutjobs like Dear. The anti-choice movement needs to stop behaving like it doesn’t, and that it isn’t responsible for what happens.
Aw, I want to be your mother and do everything right for you!
I like raisins. They’re just grapes who have seen things, man.
Wow, we do sound a lot alike! I try and just support what she wants. When she was 2 it was shirts with cars and trucks on them, today it’s special occasion dresses. I’ve never told her that certain clothes are for boys and certain clothes are for girls- in fact we have argued about boys being able to wear dresses…
“And when I first woke up from the surgery they were out to HERE.”
BIGGEREST SWERVE: The power couple Rory and Paris are planning their wedding now that it’s legal and that’s why everyone is back in town.
See I hated all of Rory’s boyfriends. They all sucked.
People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.
It’s not a big deal. A black bar in a photo just means you have 72 hours to find and kill all of your blood relatives or Lizzie rises from the grave to drag you, screaming, into Hell.
She looks more realistic green