"Pretty much what it says on the tin, folks. Although, the weasel is not so much riding the bird as it is, probably, trying to kill and eat it. "

Fuckin' vaginas, man. How do they work?

That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

This is really going to piss off the aliens. Saved the environment, started an intergalactic war. Thanks Greenpeace.

Guess that answers your question, Klondike.

More unpopular opinion: JK Rowlings is a bad writer, who relies heavliy on deus ex machina to keep her stories interesting, and made even the broad strokes up as she went along, resulting in her having to write herself out of corners, and it shows...

either David Bowie or Tilda Swinton.

These are actually pretty common. You can find used ones at any prawn shop.

I'd like to teach the world to sing

We figured robots would vote wisely.

I, for one, would very much like to see an alternate version of Rubik the Amazing Cube but, y'know, with the "Lament Configuration" box from Hellraiser instead.

The book is even worse than the movie.

Harry Potter and the Prostate of Secrets.

Farts

Imagine the shitstorm if you'd shared your (correct) opinion of fondant down there.

You know what country does have giraffes (also, lions and tigers)?

Hahaha, yes, how could I forget!

And on the eighth day God created .....