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Beats, shoots and leaves.

I believe you're supposed to make your own now. Vinegar, baking soda, and the essential oil of your choice. Mix with water in a squirt bottle. Put on a twee label and sell that shit outside the local farmers' market.

God, I love her. Can't she run in 2016?! Hillary/Michelle 2016!!! Motherfucking lady dream team right there.

well, skid marks are a whole other (fecal) matter

Oh my gosh! She is straight up channeling 1977 Bianca Jagger. Love it!

Those pictures of wedding weekend. They scream Don and Megan Draper to me. But I think George and Amal will do better.

Does he put a pasty over his sphincter or does the butt just get 0 coverage?

Agreed. And silver fox lady is one of my favs. Reminds me of Carmen del'Orefice:

Dude will build you a bridge to Bonersberg!

I think he also has a Rob Lowe quality.

chickabae?

I'd vote for "parasitic sack" but, alas, no one's asked me...

This one is going to get a lot of shit responses. Really, it's going to stink. I think I should just log off now.

I have to admit something. When I was young, I was a Sim serial killer.

If you break the seal on those bitches, you will have leakage. On the other hand, they seal up again, so the leak is temporary!

Mark's penis-washing choir:

I really think Angelina and Jen should do a movie together. Maybe a Thelma & Louise re-boot (with Brad Pitt in the same role as last time). That would make the universe explode.

I HAVE A GIF THAT MADE IT ONTO THAT TUMBLR

I love imagining her picking out her collars based on how pissed she is at a decision. "Oh, I am going full-on starched cotton on this bitch!"

Wow. Such fringe. Very curves.