Holy shit! Tina Belcher is real!

I feel bad for the kids. And for the doctors and nurses who treated the girl but could not save her.

If you leave a firearm where a kid can easily get it, you are the bad guy with the gun.

Holy fuck...but you know, having guns is the most important thing...

I’m over crochetty old white people talking shit about Beyoncé and Cam Newton this morning. Dear fellow white people:

Ann Coulter may be the human equivalent of a giant pile of horse shit but at least she can form a sentence. This Stacy Dash tweet is just pure word salad with a “dash” of #humblebrag about how skinny she is

Will this never cease to be the truth??

I think the whole point is that it’s not. We have a narrow and false view of how “real” victims are supposed to act, and we question their victimhood when they defy that rather than noticing that some “weird” behaviors of victims are actually common, and that there really isn’t a “typical” response to being assaulted.

You know what they say, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

A 5'7" woman with a maximum weight of 120 pounds. Yeah okay dude.

She didn’t strike me as someone who dropped F bombs. So when I read her quote about Asians and film / TV roles cracked me up.

It’ll put hair on your fetus.

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? Okay, I’m day drinking today. Whose with me?

It sounds fair to me. They need to take care of their rape problem first though.

I mean she’s right. I COULD buy something off her website for $8 and stop complaining. I just don't know what I'm going to do with a vial containing a single tear of a sad Lithuanian fruit vendor. But again, will admit when I'm wrong! It's very affordable AND from europe. Tres Chic.

Oh my God their names.

He pulled a Leslie Knope.

You wouldn’t have a child if it wasn’t for me

Ice Cube: “Maybe we should have put a slave in Staight Outta Compton.” 5:00 mark.