I said something similar on Facebook a few years ago ("Give them jobs, not guns") and three people unfriended me. Good riddance.

How To Get To Neridge's House:

I loved my 260Z's seat. At 6'2" it fit me perfectly.

Yeah, volunteering with people who have bad knees (which were eventually replaced) or asthma or a half-dozen other ailments really brings the hostility of some cities to the fore.

I was shopping for a new dishwasher recently and discovered that at least one of them had a monitor on its door.

You said that on purpose because you like being spanked, didn't you? It's okay, this is a safe space, you can admit it.

I assume they've worked out the airflow, but that sure looks like a drag to wear.

Exercise while you watch. Become a true TV buff. Get it?

In his mouth?

Looks remarkably similar to the City of Heroes cyborg costume.

Enhance!

Not too many people are reposting selfie nudes to this degree.

Yeah, because vaping in a sealed bunker is EXACTLY how people do this.

I agree. Spider-man, although my all-time favorite superhero (the first comic I ever bought was an Amazing Spider-man in 1972), has more than had his chance. They've stunk him up in 5 movies now, not to mention the numerous TV series. To mind mind, only Spectacular Spider-man managed to capture the character, and they…

That's what people said about Iron Man back in 2007, too, and now he's one of the most popular characters ever. They said the same thing about the Guardians of the Galaxy in 2013, and they were one of the most popular movies last year.

Put down the pork rinds and turn on Duck Dynasty. It will all be okay.

I definitely don't want to see anyone reconnect with shit.

Bro, do you even lift a dictionary?

* hangar

The only person who could wear this without looking like a huge douchenozzle is Dean Winchester, and that's only because Baby's bolts are easily accessible. And because he's Dean Winchester while we are not.