It already has. Ebola used to be 97% fatal and now it's only 90% fatal. The incubation times reported are varying widely. That indicates it's following the exact trajectory of every other deadly disease, becoming less virulent over time. Which actually makes it more dangerous, because victims live longer with the…

This is the difference between a technical definition and a layman's term. Sort of how "theory" means one thing to ordinary folk but something entirely different to scientists. A sneeze is not technically airborne.

Don't worry, man. We're all going to be dead soon.

The CDC is the one who kept deadly pathogens in the wrong freezers and accidentally mailed samples of same all over the country, including to universities and the USDA. Fortunately both the college students and USDA scientists decided to double-check the batches and found the anthrax was live.

Let's see... they sent the first guy home, and he's now dead. Two of the nurses who treated him are also sick and one actually called the CDC wondering if her Ebola-like symptoms were any cause for concern because she was about to get on a cross-country commercial flight and the CDC replied, "Naw, go ahead."

I couldn't resist.

They care about it a lot. You think nerdrage is bad on the fan side, the CEO of Marvel is acting like a petulant 13-year-old. Despite citing lagging sales, Marvel really canceled Fantastic Four specifically to spite Fox and has decreed there will be no new mutants added to the Marvel universe to cut off the supply for…

Meanwhile, I own this shirt: https://flic.kr/p/oNDXAw

That Barry is still a hero trying to augment law enforcement rather than supplant it as a vigilante anti-hero.

I am so not looking forward to seeing Civil War play out in the movies. That was another event that I did not like.

Oh, maybe that's Jane Foster next to Thor and Maria Hill in red. I was raised on cartoons and US TV, so I need characters to be color-coded. It confuses me when there are similarities between people.

So from L-R we have Hulk, Widow, Maria Hill (?), Thor, Cap, Scarlet Witch (?), Rhodey, Tony and Hawkeye.

Yo dawg, I heard you like armor, so I put some armor on your armor.

They could follow the storyline pretty faithfully simply by substituting different people for the X-Men. Stark was a major factor, as was Vision, and the whole time travel gambit of "kill Pym before he creates Ultron" hinges on Wolverine and Sue Storm. Just replace them with Black Widow and Cap standing in for the…

I spy a Space: 1999 Eagle.

I think whoever designed La Guardia actually liked the whole "urine-soaked subway experience" and tried to replicate it as closely as possible. That's the only airport I've ever been to where I actually felt claustrophobic.

Always ask for a receipt that is signed by a supervisor so you can charge TSA for your loss of property. 9 times out of 10 they'll just wave you on. Avoiding paperwork trumps passenger safety.

I actually quite like the A terminal that Southwest has at BWI. Giant windows, nice light, rocking chairs... what's not to like? The other terminals are rather drab by comparison, but go to LaGuardia sometime. Feels like a 1980s dungeon, done up in linoleum and urine stains.

Dulles is definitely on the Top 5 list. Only a sadist designs airports like that.

The kind of person who has enough money for a mortgage OR a GTR but not both.