I should have put it together earlier...but I never imagined Mr. Hawkings with an English accent.

My sentiments exactly! When I saw that title I got excited. . . until I got to the first line if the story.

Am I the only one to flash back to "The Gods Must be Crazy"?

And now I must contend with you reminding me of that.

How about:
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More suggestions. . .
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Upon first read of the title, I didn't catch the word 'the'. I was rather disturbed by the proclamation I thought you were making.

Yes. Iron Eagle . . .YES! Far and away the superior 80's fighter pilot movie.

Well played sir. Well played indeed.

Perhaps a window unit?

Pause the video at the 4 sec mark.

Tremendous.

Messi's massé would make Minnesota Fats blush.

I too always fealt they plagiarized GG with that one. Although, he was awfully easy to defeat in the movie.

Didn't make it to the fourth paragraph now did you? Be honest.

I see what you did there. Very nice.

There is probably a Chuck Norris joke here somewhere . . .