Could have filmed fake scenes, or might have been cut from the episode.

My machine has a valid Windows 8 license key in the bios, but my install got borked when I hadn’t made a restore CD, and the repair shop I got to fix it installed the release preview version instead of the RTM version, even though they must have had OEM CDs and I clearly had a valid license. Will it check that my…

Remember how in season 2 when Arya originally saved Jaqen Haqqar, he repaid her for saving three lives with three deaths of her choice? Now in season 5, she kills someone who wasn’t meant to die, and the price for death is death. If killing someone is what happens when you save someone or kill someone, that doesn’t…

I guess it counts as #6, but I’m thinking she finds his corpse, tries to collect some of his blood (since it’s kingsblood and thus powerful) and ends up carrying his soul around. This explains why Harrington can get a haircut—he only has a VO part in season 6, at best. The Mel, Davos, and Jon in Ghost Road Show would…

Too bad I won’t get my dream cast of Sue Perkins, Richard Ayoade, and David Mitchell, but I don’t know if any of them know or care that much about cars.

Stannis’s death was shown from his POV, and the POV stopped when he died. Did you want to see the camera roll around on the floor?

I love that Greg has the jeans and t-shirt sunburn, but is wearing jorts and a tank top.

Stannis is dead, Renly is dead, Shireen is dead. Is Tommen the only Baratheon left? (And In Name Only, at that?)

And pilots.

It was part of her vision in season 2. The iron throne, covered in snow.

I wonder whether that scroll says what Stannis said it says.

He already rules in Braavos, right?

Stannis’s story arc has basically been MacBeth, with each season (starting with 2) an act. Act 4 ended with MacBeth murdering MacDuff’s wife and children; sacrificing his own innocent daughter is the analogous act. Presumably this means that he will die in season 6, although with Brienne so close and having already…

I quit playing ZombiU after the nursery school level. Like, I beat it, got killed by zombies waiting for the door to the save point to open, recovered my gear from my zombified corpse, then NOPEd forever. And that didn’t even have zombie children in it. (Sorry for the spoiler for a 3 year old game.) So, uh, I kinda…

Oathkeeper.

You took too long. Now your candy’s gone. That’s what happen. Bugow!

#2 is easy—just modify your computer’s clock.

Carambolage.

Run me over like one of your French girls.

See also: “Last Fuckable Day,” Inside Amy Schumer s3E1, 2015.