Yeah, they’ve been on teh base on the dark side of the moon for a while.

Go for maximum chaos and bring back Bernie!

Nobody has EVER bought a Camry because they saw a Nascar with a Toyota logo. 

But it has a DOUBLE VANOS system!

I mean that is the dream. I long for about 50 acres to store ‘projects’. Unfortunately, my lovely wife won’t let me indulge my hoarder tendencies.

Most of them do block traffic in both directions. Some do block only 1 lane but in either case you have to work to cross and break laws doing it.

I will give the autopian a try. The best part of Jalopnik is the community. Hopefully it will develop there like it is here.

I always wonder what the n in davidntracy stands for. Ned? Norbert? Narwhal?

That BRAT makes me feel things

The biggest problem with the H2 is the people that bought it. 

This Tom wouldn’t mind having that Tom’s money. He did pretty well when MySpace was bought.

Whenever a pelican flies by, they automatically swerve into the nearest body of water.

A dude with the same name as me but not me. 

So what you’re saying is that it could be ours. I’ll rent a boat, you hire the mercenaries. We’ll take SeaLand and be kings!!!!

He was trying to open the door between the passenger compartment and the cockpit. Not the exit door.

I respectfully disagree. My wife has CAA, I do not. We both have cars under 10 years old that get all their oil changes done on time and I change the tires so I know if they are in good shape. In the last 5 years, we have used CAA once and that was for a car that was 15 years old at the time. We would have paid about…

I love the history of Sealand. Such a weird little place. I can’t find if it is still occupied.

When you turn on the engine, they magically appear in the back seat.

The Russsians are funding the Americans, the Americans are funding the Canadians, who are funding the Samoans, who are in turn funding the Mongolians. We’re not sure WHO the Mongolians are funding but they are sending money somewhere. 

Damnit Erin! Third time I have caught this site using Providence and not Province. Please fix this!!!