Anything that mandates smaller engines, hybrids, or LESS NOISE. Four things i absolutely detest, even though i understand why they’re in use.

Actually that first statement was not entirely inaccurate, you can buy ionization smoke detectors with Americium 241 in them, it is fissionable, and is part of the Plutonium fuel cycle.

Back in ‘86 they had a product recall. Hard as heck to find plutonium at the drugstore now.

“I imagine it would be slightly harder to find someone ready to fill up your radioactive nuclear tank than a gas tank.” I have it on good authority that in 1955, plutonium was a little hard to come by, but by 1985, it’s available in every corner drug store.

Starred, purely for using the old TopGear track.

The goofy grin didn’t really touch my heart, but the big #2 forehead got an emotional reaction. They really should paint one green. 

Before the Airbus Beluga existed, Airbus used Boeing “Super Guppies” which lead to the joke that “every Airbus is delivered on the wings of a Boeing.”

Absolutely not a supporter of Drumpf, but you post one graph as a counterargument? Here’s unemployment rates for same time period. If you have a bunch of  jobs it doesn’t build an economy if no one fills them.

Not defending this per second, but here’s my best guess as to the appeal:

The Ponti-hat Vibe is amazing!

If it had a “Pontiac Vibe” it would look more like this.

I can’t hear you, let me turn down the volume

What if I placed my order for an Antartic Blue Super Sports Wagon but the dealer says it won’t be ready until 6 weeks after the initial estimate, but they offer me a Wagon Queen Family Truckster?

Amen. How the hell is a sunroof dependent on leather seats?

Allocation of options based on “Packages” really is an insanely stupid system. I understand that some things are bundled together due to the BCM(Body Control Module) design but for the life of me I cannot figure out why an engine choice would preclude navigation in a car. I’m looking directly at you Ford.

People need to stop getting emotionally attached. It’s easier to walk away if something doesn’t go correctly.

I was literally thinking to myself, if this seat is less than a thousand bucks I’m getting one. Hell ya! I am so getting this!

Is there a reason you didn’t use an F-4 image?

Let me guess: the Polish ejection seat shoots the car into the air?

“Come meet your Maker in a Martin-Baker!”