Please, I do that anyway.

I fully support this product. If you want to take a trip through the windshield, feel free to do so.

Hardware is the easy part. The software to run the hardware appropriately is the insanely difficult piece, and that is where these companies are struggling. The devil is in the details.

I’m sure the seats are.

Maybe they could acquire a brand from one of their younger engineers or something. And then do nothing with it.

Their chief problem is that HD really isn’t an aspirational brand (the opposite I’d argue) and having an aspirational brand is how you sell luxury to young people.

You there! Fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanized my tires, post-haste.

Dumb question: Could it be an oil radiator? At first, I wondered if maybe it held oil, both for the engine, as well as that massive headlamp. Then realized motor oil and lamp oil are very different... so maybe part of the tank is oil for the lamp(?) and the majority of it is oil for the engine?

The driver admitted that she was looking at her smartphone instead of the road. This accident was completely the driver’s fault. Next case.

yeah man I once saw a guy get stabbed to death with nothing more than the key to a 1981 Cutlass Brougham and a 9" Bowie knife

Mostly now I just see cars that are kind of beat up, painted with a rattle can in some flat color, with big wheels and more camber than is necessary. And a fart can. Always a fart can.

At an apartment I used to live at, there was a Cavalier (the “round” ones) with almost the full monty. Badly installed primer body kit…

These. These can go die in a house fire.

Simply remind these nitwits that the largest 20 container ships pollute more than all of the cars on the planet. Then tell them the largest single ship pollutes as much as 50 MILLION cars per year. It would be comical except these morons really do think their Prius saves baby seals.

100% agree. I really loathe the ‘microwave dial’ shifters, particularly Jaguar’s with it’s extra useless complexity of going flush.

Why? Brake lights should be dedicated and red. Turn signals should be separate and amber.

The family sticker figures on rear windows. I can’t stand them one bit.

Yeah, for example you look at the specs and the company’s record of reliability and you say, “Wow, I’d like one of these new Honda Civics! If only I were blind.”

Nannies. I understand that the stupification of society and powerful insurance lobbies make them “necessary”, but having a car remind me of the things an attentive driver should already know is the *worst*. Way more saddening than fake hood vents on a Prius (yes, I’ve seen that). It’s a big part of the reason to look…

Giant fender flares on an otherwise stock wheel/tire truck. It looks ridiculous and serves no purpose.

Rolling Coal

I know this is beating a dead horse, but the stance fad needs to end. Along with the #RespectAllBuilds retort you get when you tell them how dumb their 15 degrees of camber, crazy stretched wheels, 1mm of ground clearance, etc... is.