Strummin my life with his fingers, singing my life with his words.......

he first line of that show would be, “Here is the completely disassembled twin-turbo 5.2-liter V12 from the Aston Martin DB11, which Richard Hammond and I recently removed from a co-hosts car.”

Actually it can be proven. This is assuming pictures were taken of the vehicle just before it was loaned to the Museum, which is highly likely.

Provided the mall has lots of space.

Ladies and gentlemen, our 2018 olympic bobsled team!

No, stop, reconsider...

Well we won’t know until you finish that appendectomy, now will we?

Agreed. As Robert Heinlein wrote, “The bullet with your name on it is going to get you, it’s all those bullets addressed to “occupant” you want to watch out for.”

Seriously! Why didn’t they just use ASCII art or have an elephant paint a mugshot.

I think of other drivers as weather. I don’t get mad at weather, I allow extra time for it if I think it is going to be bad. Sometimes the weather gets really bad when I didn’t expect it, but hay, that’s weather for ya.

Might?

An man buys a sports car and is really beginning to enjoy it when he sees flashing lights in the rear view mirror. He guns it and is rapidly up to 160mph when he realizes what he is doing. He slows down, then pulls over and soon the cop pulls up behind him.

What is so hard about making an F-18 that is as capable as an F-35? It does not have to be able to fight or fly, so you could basically build one out of bricks.

Do not forget red Dodge pickups. I made it through my entire youth by:

This kind of proves my point. If you allow them to run themselves, they tend to do what they want to do instead of what they need to do.

To be sure, that all sounds bad, but NASA shouldn’t be doing Earth science, that should be NOAA’s job. Feature creep like this is why The Navy’s Army has its own Air Force.

I don’t get it. I mean, yes my 2006 has a left hook when the wheels spin, that part I get. The part I don’t get is how it gets out of control. My Mustang sends the message that tires are getting loose to me like the drivers seat was built by the pony express. That car conveys enough engineering information through the…

Chevy Nova, not that NUMMI crap but every other generation. Available with everything from a straight 4 to a big block V8, simple as a sledgehammer and just as effective. A straightforward Gus Grissom of a car that was just exactly what a car should be and nothing more. 

Incorrectly IS how they are supposed to be used.

Smate Coupe no, Smart Roadster yes.