(RFK is still there, if he really wants retro.)

My wife has a similar reaction to doing that "tap on the knee to make your leg reflex kick out" thing. I'm a 41 year old man and a father and I still can't resist doing it to her at least once a week.

I'm just glad a story about ESPN and showering doesn't involve 'praise' and 'on Tim Tebow.'

The ref's response probably sums up how we all feel about this to be honest.

a shower cap? Might as well have been wearing a skirt out there

That's the best throw he's had all night.

So I know that the forums here are supposed to be funny, but: fuck this guy.

Oh buck it, you guys are assholes anyways.

Sure, most of my jokes are shit, but hoof'd known if I didn't make them.

Awful pun? Absolutely, but don't act like it wasn't endearing.

Byers, a Greco-Roman wrestler on the national team, was apparently bow hunting in Colorado Springs when his prey brought him to a pretty public spot: the parking lot of a local Lexus dealership.

This is So Jets.

The easiest way to remember it is to remember Statham's line from the trailer: "GED WEDDY FOH AH WAH."

It's just "War"; "Art of War" is the guilty-pleasure classic with Wesley Snipes.

I actually really enjoyed "Revolver". Even though it was Guy Ritchie going way out of his element (to this day, if you asked me what exactly the plot was, I couldn't tell you), but aside from that, the constituent parts were good. Ray Liotta was hammy as usual, Andre 3k did a hell of a job toying with Statham, Mark…

(1) That's Tony Stewart

When ESPN's top sports story in the middle of a pennant race isn't whether Johnny Motherfucking Football will start the second preseason game. That's when.

What does Johnny Football think about all this?