TinyLionSA
TinyLionSA
TinyLionSA

Kate Winslet doesn’t find therapy helpful. Fuck her!”

So...we’re away from home (day trip or overnighter), decide to get something to eat where we’re not familiar with the local restaurants...what do you suggest we do? What is better than and as accessible as online reviews?

"To automatically to be lumped into that category of a gang... that hits a little close to home for us, because that isn't our intent at all," Strobl said.

A feel-good anecdote, with regards to getting married because you're knocked up:

What is sarcasm? How does it work?

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.

YAY!!! A real, honest-to-God Science writer! Jezebel, you have answered our collective prayers!!!

Jennifer Aniston has got to be the biggest troll in Hollywood. Right now she's sitting on a beach in Cabo with a margarita in her hand laughing her ass off at the covers of this week's tabloids.

Totally expected Brit to use Comic Sans.

NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 04: Actress Helen Mirren attends the 'The Hundred-Foot Journey' New York premiere at Ziegfeld

She's not the hero we deserve, but the hero we needed.

Superior use of "philosophizes." I never use it in writing because I am utterly unable to pronounce it, even when sober.

"accidentally eating the other half of the pad thai"

Man, how many times in your life do you wish you could play the tape back and prove someone wrong like that?

You're kind of making me rethink my cardigan collection right now.