Just starred you. I'm doing my part!

Nah, what’s gonna happen is, they’ll beat the Packers, lose a close one to Atlanta (probably by an officiating error so it doesn’t really feel like a loss), scrap out a win against Seattle and Arizona to really make you think they’re legit this year and by god it’s actually gonna happen, finish out the season resting…

“Pussies” - MCL

No. He’s allowed to go in motion as long as he doesn’t advance towards the line of scrimmage until after the snap.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

You don’t have to believe in god to be in a bible study group.

I’ll bet you’re the life of your bible study group.

This is beyond horrifying.

Cover design by Tom Brady’s courtroom sketch artist.

Good thing he’s got a thousand years to set things Reich.

Yeah. I kind of love Ray Bradbury (who, yes, wrote more fantasy than sci-fi, I know), but the dialogue in his books... makes me wonder if he ever actually had a conversation with another human being.

I like this take. Loved that guy when I was a kid. Haven’t touched any of his stuff in 15+ years.

You are 100% correct about The Martian. I feel like much sci-fi writing is blighted by this curse of genius people who can’t write their way out of a nutsack.

Not gonna lie, I totally would have blamed this on the Langoliers.

In what world is suspension with pay a punishment?

If you think this is just a symptom of the game being in California, at a game against El Tri in Columbus - Mexico fans had about an 80:20 ratio to U.S. fans. Although they were nothing like these fans. It was a high-stakes WC qualifier and they were still offering us food and beers as we walked past their…

Also heartening: that someone finally shot something in goddamn landscape mode.