Cold weather murder demon:

FREEEEEBIIIIIIRRRDS!

I work with a British meh-tahlur-gist who keeps saying alyoomineeum and meh-ahls.

Is no one going to talk about how Russian dressing is not Thousand Island?

13 seconds was just way too much video to sit through.

Aren't they usually dipped in rubber or plastic and sitting on a thick rubber floor? Picking up heavy shit sometimes results in dropping heavy shit.

Don't worry, none of the blowhards that write these things will say anything to you unless you're whacking someone with a kettlebell. They go home and chortle with their buddies about you later; you'll never know its happening.

If spiders were bigger and purred humans would all move to the moon.

Bad Mother Fucker. No ass.

Truth. Even 180s is hard to get it pulled good. 200 is the number.

Well yes, that looks awful. Never had the, uh, privilege, to operate a Fiero.

Fiero footbox is probably a lot smaller than a Fiesta, no? It's hard to even drive an Elise with real shoes. Some cars are just too tiny for "comfort" and "roominess."

+eleventy billion.
Stuff in the bed of a truck? Hazard lights!
Raining? Hazard lights!
Towing a trailer? Hazard lights!
Parked on the side of the road? Eh, just leave it there in the dark.

About 5:10 he starts the rundown of the build.

A 96 Taurus does not look cool. They look so awful that Taurus surrendered best-selling-car-in-America immediately upon release. /did not fact check, but that's how I remember it.

We're doing awesome car noise videos now?

He's got at least 2" more wheel than that tire needs.

I did not watch one second of the Olympics this winter.

$2.50 for fries and ANOTHER DOLLAR to put Tony C's powder on them? Pass. That picture cost you, what, $11?

And that tiny, burned thing is your best argument?