Basically. Look like the ladies on tv who I don't have to see blow drying, waxing, bleaching, shaving, plucking, styling, moisturizing or doing anything except looking pretty and shopping. Why can't you be more like them?
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Suck it.. The author needs to get back to choosing throw pillows and resenting those of us having a little more fun..
Along those lines ..does this mean I can now donate my short and curlies to Locks of Love?
I'm a Princess Pan because I watch Ink Master and rent? Oh please.
I prefer to think of it not so much 'Princess Pan' more 'I don't want or need to spend my life replicating my mother's existence'. And nobody actually wants to spend their weekends at Home Depot or Chuck E Cheese do they?
Girls 3 = Adam Driver hot sweat.
I have Judy to thank for not thinking I was dying age 13 and that having started your period could be something you actually might want instead of fear. Go Judy!
In the big scheme of women's issues... this.... meh...
Wow.. I had no idea NASA was reading my blog. God help us what their solution looks like but hey, if it helps my chesticals stay from and center when working out.. I'm in
You know that if you so much as look at a guy these days, you're pretty much proposing marriage right?
I'm a single celiac and there is no way I need another person who turns into a farting vomiting bloater every time we eat out. Thats my job.
Why it makes your breath smell so lovely and old sock like?
Hopefully Rosie is aware that even glancing at a man these days means she's entered into a social contract whereby she's now agreed to carry his first born child... and therefore is subject to all manner of texts, emails, Missed Connections postings and ultimately stalking...C'mon Rosie. You were asking for it....
If this is as effective as the DMV then I can look forward to waiting 40 years for my 5 ft 2 inch homeless man to arrive. In the meantime I'll be relying on that old 'adage' - meeting men by being friendly, doing stuff and looking people in the eye. That and my 12 month subscription to match.com
And while we're at it...
5ppm is an extremely safe level.. and, coincidentally most gluten free beers are 5ppm...
A floor length polyester kaftan conveys style, is appropriate for transitioning from day to night and looks just dahling with a turban and briefcase.
If this is a feminist movement, does it mean instead of burning bras we should be sticking 'stop' signs on our butts?
This is actually controlling droids flying over Iraq right now...
How about.. Huma is married. Shit happens. And we have no idea what or how their marriage is defined. Embarrassing, sure. But the rest.. really non of our business.