That is one heck of a list of authors.

Stephen King.

Yeah, causing brain damage through assault should just be a slap on the wrist. Everyone knows that alcohol is to blame and makes everyone that drinks it irrationally belligerent.

It’s a little known fact that Egon was a huge fan of Perfect Tommy.

They ended up with what’s basically an SNL cast.

To be fair, authorial intent is considered valid to a great number of academics. (ENG B.A.)

Maybe I’m misunderstanding what you’re saying here, but wouldn’t using those traits found in those plants in our normal food supply involve genetic modification?

College professor echoing the comments already made. “You are only on campus ten hours a week to be in the classroom”. ha. Make that 50-60 hours per week in Spring/Fall semester and 40 in summer. I’m at a public university so we are also accused of being parasites receiving huge salaries at the expense of hardworking…

More importantly, why aren’t you splicing tomatoes and frogs? Tomatogs would be amazing.

That working in radio pays well.

I’m an academic so I get the whole summer off!

Me too, but that’s a really spoiler-y picture for people that haven’t read it.

Care to share some specific criticisms?

Bill the Electrician in House 2: The Second Story.

Kinda like Bill Murray?

As opposed to the highbrow humor of the original film?

Explain seatbelt laws then.

Oh, we're years past that.

I think Box Office mojo did some number crunching that estimated Star Wars sold 200 million tickets in the US in the year it came out. To put this into context the US population in 1977 was 220 million.

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