Nah man, he’s pissed off that he would have had the steal to seal the game but his idiot teammate #5 knocked it away from him into the hands of the shooter. He’s jumping in anger and chases #5 down through the crowd to yell at him. I’d be pissed too.

During halftime of some game I was watching last night, they said that USF is the 2nd best team in their conference. And they won by 65. Asinine.

Right? Like didn’t Duke look at the refs, especially the one alllllll the way down under the OTHER basket and think hmm maybe this isn’t right?

How the fuck was this not accompanied by the insane temper tantrum he threw on the bench? Kid has some serious mental issues.

Putting their apparent heights in perspective, either those are 4 foot tall penguins or 4 foot tall Santas. Terrifying, no matter what.

“Hit me like a dude?” She slapped him in the neck. His head didn’t move an inch. Fuck this guy.

That little eyebrow pop is so subtle and perfect. I love this.

God damn, did you guys give Newton 100 Rush Speed or what? Never seen a Tecmo QB that fast, even my boy QB Eagles

As a Pittsburgh resident, I take great offense to you confusing us with Philadelphia (in the Uber test ground sentence)

Huh, it’s interesting that the NBA and NFL have strict weed policies, while the NHL and MLB are much more lenient. I wonderrrrrrr why?

Looks like a lot of folks stocked up on OJ during the ‘08 crash. Just like all the crazy people who flock to the grocery store before a snowstorm.

Good lord, that website. No sources (“According to new source”) and clearly not from the US (the grammar and calling it a “match”). The rows of the table don’t make sense either!

Yes yes, let’s make it more expensive for people to visit the beautiful city of Cleveland. That’ll boost its already-sterling popularity!

I’m more interested in the “BURRITO” credit card that man is paying with. Where can I get one of them?

From a data perspective, it’s incredible how tight the variation in offensive rebounding % is over time. Almost a straight line!

I wonder if it’s a CBP thing to be a total asshole. I have a friend who married a guy who works for CBP on the border. He’s the most intolerant, loud-mouth assclown I’ve ever met in my life. Whining about how “over 90%” of these Mexicans are druggies and rapists, and how he has to take “bullshit tranny training…

It always makes me laugh when I hear Republicans are big into “personal responsibility” and bootstraps and all that shit, yet Trump’s core constituency is the people complaining that no one is giving them a job. Maybe learn a new skill, start a business, or stop bitching about all those “lazy poor people”?

“the invention of time?” What the fuck does that mean?

There’s absolutely no reason for Election Day not to be a federal holiday. We have one for that fucking shitbag Columbus, so there is zero excuse that isn’t important enough.

This is the thing I keep reading today that I don’t understand. Everyone saying “you all were mean to them and now they’re fighting back!” Like, what the fuck are we supposed to do? Pat them on the back, and tell them “Right on! I hate the coloreds too!” I’m sorry if not dumbing down our language and ideologies makes…