“All you have to do is go on the record as saying “I talked to Adam about scaling his son’s presence back in the clubhouse and he ignored me””

Sorry but lol. Yeah, I’m sure the headline would be, “[White Sox player] gently and politely asked for LaRoche’s son to be around less”, rather than “[White Sox player] to…

lol is flacco elite that joke is still super fresh, also lol white suit jokes haha good stuff keep it coming mrblerg

Seriously, how was this not even mentioned? Especially since the hard work has already been done by Polygon here: http://www.polygon.com/comics/2016/1/…

He’s not bad, you just don’t like him. He’s not the greatest rapper in history, but 1) He never said he was, and 2) That’s not required for someone to win the best rapper/rap song/rap album awards, regardless of race.

Yes, he’s more popular because he’s white. He’s also popular because he writes smart lyrics and has…

Same, in fact I’m pretty sure given the details you provided, that we work for the same company. I ended up creating a rule that sent everything with that subject line to my junk mail, and I think it ended up being over 400 replies long when it finally ended.

Pretty sure the “movie theater shooting” that LeBron was referring to was the shooting in New Orleans this year, at a showing of Trainwreck, which he was in.

What is this, exactly?

Disagree, the fact that you don’t like dogs is the something that is wrong with you. IPSO FACTO QED, I SAID GOOD DAY

Brilliant. Or, Art imitates life ;)

I always worry about anyone whose response to an obvious asshole statement is, “But was it factually correct?”

...that’s not the fucking point, you shit volcano.

...maybe.

I feel like there needs to be a “John, Maddened: Annotated Edition” somewhere

I predict this article will successfully lure out the rarest of creatures: the Salty Jaguars Fan

That clip is definitely better with the sound off. Why the hell does every announcer think they have to be goddamn Gus Johnson?

They sell the Botanist next door, so I may have to get some of that from my neighbor as well. (I’ll be paying, though.)

As a longtime fan of the Caps, I really appreciate that you chose Hasek/Kahn and not either Price or... *deep breath* fucking Lundqvist

That’s a great tip, my wife LOVES rosemary, so we’ll have to give it a try. Thanks!

What’s weird? I seriously believe that soccer players could learn a lot by watching how hard hockey players work at the net. I’m so sick of watching these primadona forwards take themselves out of the play the moment their attempt to make SportsCenter doesn’t work out.

I like hockey, but any sport besides actual fighting, where fighting is considered a “tradition” is dumb as hell. The fights are boring anyway.

Relax, I actually watch hockey, that joke was just too easy not to make