I could watch his tantrums all day long.

Rangers' fans are dying to get baseballs.

Douchebags. Fortunately, this is all the evidence ol' Grey Hair's real wife needed to file for divorce and get the McMansion. Oh, and that fucking baseball.

Artest's "explanation" to the ref by demonstrating his celebration is pretty mint.

Canseco seems more off the deep end than usual today.

Yeah, he was pretty far outside the line. All the more reason for Catcher and First Baseman to set up for an inside throw.

Ugh, that sucks. Shitty play by the catcher, but first baseman didn't seem to help. Catcher took a bad angle. Should have gone inside the line and directed his first basemen there.

I believe there is something wrong with that man's back.

Typical Wee Pee Baseball.

word.

+1 not sure why I'm still snickering at this, but I am...

Perhaps Parcells can coach the Saints and his FUPA can coach the Vikings?

He should have retired immediately and brightened up the "Tell Me When It's Over" tales of sadsackery.

Or maybe, you know, just say "No, I don't consent to your search without a warrant."

Sweet lord Jesus, Runaway Utility Cart is fantastic. There's just so much going on—a couple dozen separate narratives, each beautiful. Mesmerizing.

Well, at least no one saw it. Oh, wait...

It would seem that these have run their course.

heh...+1

How seriously are the Olympics taken by the soccer powerhouses?

Fair enough. And I suppose Maybin could surprise again. We'll see. But even if the Jets win the Super Bowl, I reserve the right to complain about—and criticize—them.