@UweBollocks: They would feature Oguchi Onyewu as Fat Man and José Torres as Little Boy.

American Revolutionary humor- too soon, too soon...

I'm just happy that we can now concentrate on the BP Crosstown Cup presented by BP.

@Phintastic: Capitalization or lack there of shows preference- Trent Dilfer greater than god.

@Spielman: She's a giant in her industry. Or just a giant according to that picture. #deadspindecadium

I was once in all male review called, "50 Hot Ones Comin' At Ya."*

@titansfan78: I'm not sure if you both share an ex or not, but if so, I too, (for no reason at all,) wish herpes on her. #newyorkyankees

@Eureka Street: So they've only reported on 8 or 9 things today? Hey-oh! #jimnantz

@Artie Fufkin: Or their penchant for placing transformers on goalposts. #highschoolfootball

I can't believe I forgot about Workout Day!!!11! I've got to run to Walgreens and pick up something for the wife. #worldseries

@J-No: Dare to dream.

@Chicago Jones: Well, that sucked.

Seems Mr. Orton will be getting married next week in Hawaii. I hope there are (rule-breaking) bachelor party pictures out there.

If PETA one day does rule the universe may they choose Alicia Silverstone as Queen of All Things.

@RBS: Looking out the window at Hubbard's Cave right now. If the zombies attack, I'm done for. My only chance will be to hop from roof to roof.

Kilborn? Not like he's doing anything right now.

Holy shit! Narwhals are real???

A whole community of people named Ed would frighten and intrigue me.

@HIV 2 Elway: I'm not sure I want to go pantsless at a cock fight...

This reminds me, as a Catholic I won't be able to eat previously killed chicken today. I'll have to have previously killed sea bass for every meal.