INVISIBLE PENISES OF ERIC GORDON

@tater: Shitter's full.

Try the Royal Crown Draft Cola- the cola with a beer label: [www.rccolainternational.com]

Hi you guys! How are you? Oops, colitis acting up again- I'll be back in a minute.

The thirteen year old in me is offended by this post. The thirteen year old in me has forgotten about this post in order to masturbate to a (the?) Samantha Fox video.

I didn't know WWE had a signing day.

I'd like to buy them each a Black and Tan to show my sympathy.

@The Smoot-Holey Tryst: He should have used the "I didn't know there was a hole in my pocket" defense.

@Chicago Jones: My apologies to the WWI veterans who read this for not including "/too soon."

I'm going to go with all the organophosphates.

This was better on IMAX.

@44 in a Row: for a MSM writer.

Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over the interwebs.

@Rob Iracane: Peck Irony Not

"Next year we'll be awesome."

"We learned that the Heartbreakers are not the greatest backing band of all time." —Americanz in USA

For more great anecdotes regarding Belial, may I suggest I, Lucifer and anything regarding the pre-Superbowl 2007 New England Patriots.

@TheWrathofQBEagles: 30 Days in the Hole for him!!!

Eddie Sutton coached Greg Od- ah, forget it.

Blowout's coming.