I failed a class I audited once.

Boredom by a lot.

@Yinka Double Dare: I hope the cast drove in early tonight...

Look for Alfonso Soriano to play a half-inning, Jeff Samardzija give up 10 hits to AA players, and Mark DeRosa to play every position.

@Chicago Jones: Dammit!

Skate of DIE!!!

@SlickBomb: Strippers I can get behind; it's the swingers that freak me out.

@Yinka Double Dare: For me it's the chocolate cookie straws in the shakes.

I sometimes change hands. It's like a totally different person.

Comma comma comma comma

@VTBen: Try not to end up in a hospital in France. Just sayin'.

The University of Miami has sold its campus closet naming rights for $25,000. Welcome to the Najeh Devenport dumping grounds.

Is that Geo Mason blog a mirror site of his ESPN fan page?

I didn't even make the NIT...

allowing me write whatever the hell my cold, little Canadian heart desired.

Is this the same Tom Brady that is retiring at the end of the season?

You look like the pissboy!

Is that a championship ring? For shame, Roger Murdoch.

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: Can I vote early, in case I change my mind later? (Will I be sued for using the word change- shit that's twice now?

If we include college football: