The elder generations of Pekin, IL approve of this ad.

Stupid Zell.

Uh,

The Knicks are just paranoid that they'll face a discrimination lawsuit at some point, so they're documenting everything.

BOLD STATEMENT*, hedge.

@BigRicks: Well, that wouldn't kill him. I mean - might not. Actually, er I don't what a dildo is.

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: There's a big target on the back of my throat, [swallows].

I wouldn't go bragging about that SAT score MR 638.

@Gourmet Spud: Wow. I was going to go with a Barbaro message board operators joke, but - wow.

To effectively comment on this I need to know who this gentleman is, what team he plays for, what sport his team participates in, and if he has attained any measure of success in his sporting (or personal) endeavors?

@UkraineNotWeak: Rope isn't strong enough. Steel cables?

207. Infamous sports "blogger" Will Leitch arrested for spray painting 'HOME OF THE BUZZSAW THAT IS TH-' on Pink Taco Stadium.

104. Little (insert name) has (insert disease) and has become the inspiration for (insert team.)

shoot indiscriminately at wildlife

@preciousroy: In fact, I think your joke might have rekindled it- provided a spark if you will.

@LeagueofShadows: Did the Eagles reunite?

I can't wait for this game. Do you think there will be any girls braving the cold in only bikinis?

Anyone else waiting for 'emo bangs' to crack the most popular tags list (adjacent to the 'erotica' tag) at Amazon?

You, this guy, Bonnie Blair, Alison Krauss.

Rebecca De Mornay's half-brother is really tall.