That Kim Kardashian vs Naya Rivera poll is an asshole move. And Ms. Lopez, the original Big Ass Pop Queen, is still rocking it SO THERE.
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I'm a little more demanding of my vocalists. THIS is what "really good" sounds like:
The only reason Lindsay is anywhere is because she is getting paid.
um, who would ever deny jared leto????? DAT HAIR
Oh I know totally...but if I DID know a tidbit here or there about the occasional Housewife, I'd say he's be somewhere between Alexis from the OC and Kim from Beverly Hills (shaking my head in shame as I type this).
Absolutely! The problem with him is while he's painfully attractive, he's also aggressively stupid so having sex with him would feel kind of rapey because it's almost like he doesn't know any better...
Damn you Kale! Damn Kale to hell!
I love that Kale broke up a relationship.
No worries, as long as I can have some Lochte I can deal with the cloud of shame.
My next door neighbors growing up had the dumbest stinkiest Golden. You could almost see the "duuuh" bubble above his head.
tl;dr? Here's all you really need to know...
The appeal of Ryan Lochte was that his career trajectory was analogous to a bad date that suddenly got so bad that it got awesome. The appeal of Sage Kotsenburg is that, despite all of the gleaming distractions, at his core he just seems like a guy who really likes…
Nah. Retrievers are more likeable.
Jezebel: Where objectifying women is punishable by death, but objectifying men is a-okay!
So someone explain this to me.
That Ryan Lochte video...that video is perfection dipped in glitter and served on a gold platter directly to my laugh muscles. Thank you, Jez!!!
Team Lochte all the way. I find him physically more appealing. Should I be ashamed?
You know what? I really feel sorry for Julia Roberts in all this. It really sounds to me like her sister was a fuck-up. Maybe she was a smart person. Maybe she was a talented person. But it sounds like she never had it together emotionally and that she was her own worst enemy.
Even if Nancy was lying about everything having to do with her sister, Julia Roberts has a reputation for being pretty vile to everybody who isn't Oprah or a fellow A-lister.
And here I was thinking I'm dysfunctional- once I hit twenty I formed a filter that tires of people's bullshit quickly. It's made me come off as judgmental- meh. I'm fine with that if it means I don't have to tolerate seedy people anymore.
The trick isn't to not finding someone you want to strangle in a couple of years, but finding someone who you do, but do not do so because you would miss them terribly.