It's cute that you think we're only have two conversations simultaneously.

This video does a poor job of displaying it, but an Altarean Rock-hide like that actually has its ears on the soles of its feet. Having evolved on low-gravity, zero-atmosphere worlds, they're so sensitive that they can pick up on the subtle vibrations transmitted through the ground, even through extremely fine lunar…

Entirely possible. Totally sounds like something I'd say. Of course, you could just be imagining things...

"You can't free the monkeys! They're infected!"
"Infected with what?"
"...RAGE."
"The fuck you on about, Rage?"
"We've forced them to watch Cillian Murphy films"

Yeah, come on guys, lets get this post above 100 stars!

I was going to post a picture of Hugo's PidgeonRat from TreeHouseOfHorrorVII, but this is vastly superior.

tip o' the hat, good sir.

I actually pulled this off once. It was an interesting experiment. My hypothesis was "You're going to either get A: slapped in your face or B: laughed in your face"

I was not expecting turkey on whole wheat with mayo and lettuce. I dare not attempt to repeat the experiment. She watches me pretty closely, now.

I suppose in that it cooks a very small part of it very well, then technically? maybe?

Bro... you're only makin' it worse for yourself, bro.

...one time he asked me to write up a quickie RHEL script to clean up some log-files for him. The code worked perfectly, until I hit a stumbling block with a file-path name, and asked him to spell it out for me. He kept saying that part of the file-path included "etch". Assuming I misheard him, I substituted the…

Chaos theory suggests that throwing Cillian Murphy at the sun, and then reigniting the sun will only suffice to inundate everything within the range of the sun with MORE Cillian Murphy. Then we'll never get away from him.

Carbon isn't the problem. It's all the carbon-based lifeforms.

Sad, but true.

Santa be all, like: "Next year? Randolph the Bottle-nosed Dolphin is pulling my sleigh..."

The moon? no, the moon is cool right where it's at.

...The time HAS come to kill the Sun, however.

Just because he's drunk, doesn't mean he's wrong.

The fact that you are constantly being flung into space every second of every day is the only thing keeping you from being crushed to death by Earth's gravity...

I see your point: from a geological standpoint, the fact that humans are even capable of gathering, processing and reporting "News" is the real news.

It is also a theory that air, food and water sustain, while cyanide and arsenic kill. You're welcome to test these theories out... but personally, I'll just go ahead and base my assumptions on the available data so far.

Very much Climate Change.