Good thing, too! You kind of don't have a choice...

Cop-out. You're meant to be able to change both your situation and your environment, otherwise you'd be ineffectual, even by Ficus standards...

Depends... how close are you to the coast, and do you own a snorkel?

Won't the redistributed water mass and acceleration profile have an effect on tectonic pressures, thereby redistributing the ferromagnetic materials in the Mantle? I'd imagine that the logical outcome would be a magnetic polar shift...

Is it at all possible that we're looking at a false dichotomy and that one hasn't necessarily caused the other, but that they're both being influenced by another underlying cause that may have accelerated Human development and expansion as well?

Very typing with boxing gloves. Totally awesome. Very much crapface.

'cause they're just sitting there, I guess?

you missed out, Bro.

BRIT CLUB FO' LIFE!!!

"They're stunning images to imagine seeing in real life, sure, but the seizuriffic flashing would probably get a little annoying if you had the misfortune of seeing it all the time."

The symbiote didn't turn nobody nothin'. In Lethal Protector #1 it's established that the suit enhances the wearer's natural traits & abilities, as well as conferring those acquired beneficial survival traits (e.g: Spider-sense; wall-crawling; organic webbing) to subsequent hosts. Peter Parker was already a…

Workin' on it...

They'd actually work better in Bismarck than they would in, say, Dickinson or Killdeer. My point is that Bismarck kids are sissies.

'snot what I heard.

Surprise! People on the internet will find any excuse they can to make something interesting controversial.

Gotta trim the hedge to make the house look bigger.

Of course... that's just the natural progression...

Huh... so THAT's why the Master went crazy.
"Hi... Hi... Hi... Hi..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Helicopter. Get it right.

The Nash equilibrium suggests that we shouldn't be trying to take over the world, but rather that we should be cooperating to take over the parts of the world most relevant to our interests.

This one time, I was working as a network management contractor at a rather large media company that shall remain nameless. I was in a cubicle across from an Indian-American gentleman who happened to have the stereotypical accent. He was having a little trouble integrating one of the new software systems we were…