Never ever have I seen an exhaust glow bright orange all the way back to the tail pipes!

And later that night they returned and used the gas they stole to set his car on fire.

The Toyota FJ60! We had one of these on our farm when I was a kid and always remember it being used as much as a farm implement as a daily driver vehicle. Still though, it was certainly nice enough to drive to town and drop me off at school when winter kicked in fully. Plus they only came in MANUAL!!!

This is a fairly new one. The angular wheel wells and fender flares make the Colorado look a lot like the Tacoma.

I guess I was referring to the more 80's t-top cars. By the time the GM F bodies were out they learned that people want to keep their tops with them. I remember old Datsun's and Nissan Z cars having the aforementioned storage problems. I also witnessed a Camaro having one blow off at highway speeds. Maybe it's just…

Good riddance to t-tops!

Yacht in the hell?!?!

I have over an acre of land and its all land scaped. I can get through the summer on one gallon of gas and there is NO need to run premium. So including the oil to mix one gallon of 50:1 I'm in it for about $3.50. Something tells me you're using your gas weed eater wrong.

hold on just a second.... You've never heard of Cabelas??? Sorry to hear about your sheltered life indoors with only your cats for company. Do yourself a favor and buy something from them, like some camping gear and then get out of the city for a day. Then return the stuff you bought and enjoy the best customer…

First - "a nice dodge for jeep"

If that turns out to be an emu you'll have egg on your face.

Ha! Jerk.

The fender flares indicate its a TRD so after it drives out it jumpes the hole for all the news cameras.

I see the front end of a Tacoma. Just put it in low and drive it out.

I see the front end of a Tacoma. Just put it in low and drive it out.

BOOM! +1

Almost makes you forget you're on a Gawker affiliated site where the authors are the biggest trolls out there. Seriously, keep up the great work Jalop.

The only thing this has going for it is that its already the right color to present for the Lemons race. $500 max for this piece of something.

"As a little girl I always wanted to grow up to be the Goodyear Blimp."

I was expecting the ubiquitous dub step music for the intro. Wheres the Wub Wub!