Poor little hobbit hasn’t had any steady work since Wilfred ended. It’s hard to see him like this.

likely wasn’t as no real self-respecting Irish would listen to such crap as the dropkick murphy’s (I say this as an Irishman from Boston)

As a Royals fan, I’m totally willing to admit that Ventura is baseball’s surliest little shit.

The defense even looks similar, if you use you iMaginot-ation.

I’ll play. Trying to stay away from all the awesome TT footage, so I’ll post 3 of my favorite controllers of the 500 era. When traction control was the left hand.

Women who drink are asking for it. Men who drink can’t help themselves.

About halfway through this, and loving it.

Oh, so when La Russa squeezes into a booth unannounced, he’s “defending the truth.” But when I do it, I’m “drunk” and “not welcome in this IHOP anymore.”

Bahrain is a massive Naval cargo hub in the Persian Gulf. It’s not so much that we provide them military aid as they let us pay to park our ships there so long as we don’t say shit about their government practices.

Fitting, fake fighting for a fake rivalry.

“What!? Scored with their heel in the box? How do I Google that?”

“No one at ESPN wants Rovell beheaded in Times Square, but many were angry he still gets paid to rephrase #brand #content.”

Holy shit, Shonda Schilling really went herself go after 38Studios stopped getting government handouts.

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

Phew, thank god. my personal code of honor requires that I had to watch the games against my will until I got permission to stop from a random stranger on the Internet.